deadlining

Thoughts I have when I'm on deadline, pretty much every time:

• this seems like a good day to organize my bookmarks
• and my bookshelves
• I deserve to watch that new movie - no ALL the new movies
• definitely need to redesign my resume
• baseboards are looking awfully dusty aren't they
• let's put 27 books on hold at the library for when we're done
• Buffy/Alias marathon?
• I should work out
• spring clean! everything!
• plan trip to ??
• maybe I should go back to school
• does napping help you lose weight
• is crying healthy
• what IS the best way to pack a backpack?
• always wanted to learn swahili
• I need to take more online tests to reveal my best career path 
• hey do you remember that scene in that one movie - wait it's probably on youtube
• ... 
• crossword puzzles are broccoli for the mind
• mmm, broccoli
• I wonder what time it is right now in the main office
• these socks are itchy
• how do you make yogurt
• HIDE, RUN AWAY THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOU